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Tea Party Thesaurus and Dictionary

October 31, 2010 Leave a comment

(with thanks to Colbert and Stewart…)

Arms: We like to bear them. Guns don’t kill people, oh hang a second, er…so…it’s just unconstitutional, okay? Are you a COMMUNIST?

Atlas: Liberal publication showing where THE TERRORISTS COME FROM!!

Beck, Glenn: A really nice, sincere guy. Not crazy at all…even slightly.

Congress: Bums in Washington. Throw them all out, especially the LIBERALS!!

Facts: What the Internet is for. And Rush (see below)…

Fox News: All the news the ELITE LIBERAL BELTWAY POINTY HEADS try to ban! Shame on you MSM – you won’t get us rounded up for your internment camps!!

God: Is A TEA PARTY SUPPORTER, GOT THAT? And he prefers the Old Testament and all the angry bits in the bible!

Koch Brothers: Self-explanatory.

Limbaugh, Rush: Our John Locke – WE LOVE YOU RUSH, GOD BLESS THE DITTOHEADS!LOL

Norris, Chuck: See God.

Obama, Barack: aka, the Great Satan, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, traitor, liberal elitist and racist. AND NOT AN AMERICAN!!

Palin, Sarah: Wise One, Mother of Common Sense, the Brainy Lady, the Smartest Person in Our Room.

Stewart, John: Friend of Obama and therefore follower of Stalin, Hitler, Mao etc. Probably a reader. Definitely an elitist.

Tax: We pay way too much for egg head things we never use…like universities, libraries …National Public Radio…and SOCIALIST OLD AGE PROVISION!

USA: Country that LIBERALS HATE!!!

ZZZ: Reaction of the LIBERAL ELITE TO OUR EXPRESSING OUR FREEDOMS WHEN SHOUTING AND BEING REALLY ANGRY!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 



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