(with thanks to Colbert and Stewart…)
Arms: We like to bear them. Guns don’t kill people, oh hang a second, er…so…it’s just unconstitutional, okay? Are you a COMMUNIST?
Atlas: Liberal publication showing where THE TERRORISTS COME FROM!!
Beck, Glenn: A really nice, sincere guy. Not crazy at all…even slightly.
Congress: Bums in Washington. Throw them all out, especially the LIBERALS!!
Facts: What the Internet is for. And Rush (see below)…
Fox News: All the news the ELITE LIBERAL BELTWAY POINTY HEADS try to ban! Shame on you MSM – you won’t get us rounded up for your internment camps!!
God: Is A TEA PARTY SUPPORTER, GOT THAT? And he prefers the Old Testament and all the angry bits in the bible!
Koch Brothers: Self-explanatory.
Limbaugh, Rush: Our John Locke – WE LOVE YOU RUSH, GOD BLESS THE DITTOHEADS!LOL
Norris, Chuck: See God.
Obama, Barack: aka, the Great Satan, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, traitor, liberal elitist and racist. AND NOT AN AMERICAN!!
Palin, Sarah: Wise One, Mother of Common Sense, the Brainy Lady, the Smartest Person in Our Room.
Stewart, John: Friend of Obama and therefore follower of Stalin, Hitler, Mao etc. Probably a reader. Definitely an elitist.
Tax: We pay way too much for egg head things we never use…like universities, libraries …National Public Radio…and SOCIALIST OLD AGE PROVISION!
USA: Country that LIBERALS HATE!!!
ZZZ: Reaction of the LIBERAL ELITE TO OUR EXPRESSING OUR FREEDOMS WHEN SHOUTING AND BEING REALLY ANGRY!!!